DOOM GLOOM

I HATE THIS COMING HOLIDAYS. EVERYONE'S SO BLOODY HAPPY THAT IT'S TOTALLY NOTICABLE THAT THEY'RE ALL FAKE. I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH; HENCE, I MAY AS WELL SAY IT: I HATE CHRISTMAS! I HATE ALL THE TEDIOUS GIFTWRAPPINGS AND THE EXORBITANT AMOUNT OF MONEY PEOPLE THROW AWAY. I HATE THE BLOODY CHRISTMAS SONGS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY FOLLOWING YOU AROUND WHEREVER YOU GO AND THE FACT THAT YOUR EXPECTED TO SMILE, SMILE, SMILE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT FUCKING CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT! THANK GOD ITS A HOLIDAY THAT ONLY OCCURS ONCE A YEAR, BUT ON THAT NOTE, THERE'S NEW YEARS AROUND THE CORNER. I'M GRUDGINGLY ADMITTING THAT THAT HOLIDAY IS MUCH BETTER THAN X-MAS BECAUSE AT LEAST THERE'S ALCOHOL TO GET YOU THROUGH THE LONG NIGHT.