Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Dear God,

Thru devine intervention:

You can assist me by making my days at work go lightning-fast instead of the snail-pace-crawl it is currently running.

Spread your magic by helping me ace my psych exam by keeping my head on straight thru the hours of studying and the the amounts of coffee I indulge in.

Sprinkle some Mr. Sandman dust while I attempt to get a full eight hours of sleep.

Share some TLC to give me the courage to visit my gynecologist.

.........To save face, and prevent further humiliation:

Lend an ear when I pray to you, and god-willing you will answer my desperate prayers when I ask for a woman doctor instead of the oppossite sex.

Yours contrite, sinner,

~G ann~

6 comments:

Lier X Agerate said...

God hates smart-asses.

rueru said...

hmm...that seems like asking a lot of things in exchange for nothing imo.

Lier X Agerate said...

By the way,

Through, Divine, God-willing, opposite.

G~Ann said...

:p i knew you'd understand!

dragonpride said...

You retard.
You can just TELL THEM you want a female doctor.

G~Ann said...

oh you can? how come no one told me that? =/