Today was the most humiliating, most petrifying, most mortifying, most......horrible? day of my life! Did I say horrible?
They asked me to come into this little cubicle thingy and sit on top of the lil' table with an itchy covering while I was asked to spread my legs and take off my undies.
OMIGOD!
Im like NO! I am most certainly not going to do that.
The woman doctor reassured me that everything was standard procedure.....I believe every word that flew from her mouth, that is until she held this long, lethal tubey thingy.
I was like what is that?
Ms. Doc was like "oh an instrument that needs to be inserted in your you know what.....Im like WHAT?!
Nu-uh! No way.
The last time something that long and hideous was inserted in me....well lets just say it did'nt end well.
I made excuses to the Doc. about having to do something else and I booked it out of there.
Today's mission? Impossibly horrifying.
4 comments:
Don't be a sissy and take it like a man. What were you expecting by the way? Something that's not hideous?
I really hope you didn't leave the place like you said. I really, honestly hope so.
=/
if you were a girl you'd understand
Guys have to take it in the ass when they turn thirsty something...that has to be worst!!! It is basically rape!
lol....it is rape, more specifically its anal rape....at least when they do experience, the men will know how girls feel when having anal sex. =/ *feels like you taking a shit. (gross but so true).
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