I came to work at exactly 8:30 this morning....only to find out three hours later that I was not scheduled to work the day-time shift.

Please put me out of my misery!

Last night I was working till 11 pm @ boston.

FACT: I hate all my boston co-workers. They all suffer from anal retention defecit......I dont think there's such a thing.

HIGHLIGHT: Pay day last night and Pay day today!

NEGATIVE: I have to go back to work tonight because my bastard of a boss wont cover for me.

STRESS FACTOR: My Psych Paper is due this Monday and I'm working all weekend....

CONCLUSION: I'm going to fail my class!

SOLUTION: Deny, deny, deny!