The grand plan!

I woke up at excactly 9 this morning =/ NOT COOL! I was suppose to be at work at that hour. Im really having a hard time not being resentful over the fact that Im still getting paid minimum wage :s Actually, Im quite ashamed of even admitting that sad fact. Usually when my friends ask how much I make....I usually answer, "Oh this and that...you know...." I MUST QUIT! So this is the plan: I plan to send my resume to EARLS/BOSTON PIZZA/ & WHITE SPOT. I have people recommending me to apply there so maybe that will help. I hope the fact that Im asain, short, and dark will be overlooked. I also hope to look ultra hot when I go there. Who knows maybe my flirtatious ways may will them to hire me. Maybe by putting MANAGER OF WRAPZONE in bold prints, I can score a few points in the "lets hire gladys scale" (cross my fingers) Wish me luck boys and girls!